Celery, an effigy.

Anonymous asked: "get in loser, we're going iccing... Bring colt. the end."

WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THIS AS AN ANON? 


Anonymous asked: "i love you"

That’s cool, bro. We all have our quirks. 


gloriousdefeat asked: "I miss you like Watson misses Sherlock."

YOU ARE AN ANGEL OF PERFECTION AND BEAUTY! 

Also: I miss you like Sherlock misses Watson =( 


gloriousdefeat asked: "I MISS HUNTER AND ARCHIE. That is all."

I DO TOO OH MY GOD SO MUCH. 

BRB, BLASTING TAKE THAT’S “BACK FOR GOOD” AT TOP VOLUME IN THE LIVING ROOM AND HOWLING LIKE A DISGRUNTLED CHILD.


Anonymous asked: "ANONYMOUS BUTT REVOLUTION! Take a minute to send this to the butts you think should be touched. Show those non-butt lovers who use it for hate that anonymous buttons should be used for butt touching instead, because it doesn't matter who I am, I just love you and want to touch your butt♥"

I LOVE THIS BUTT REVOLUTION <3 <3 <3


Anonymous asked: "ANONYMOUS BUTT REVOLUTION! Take a minute to send this to the butts you think should be touched. Show those non-butt lovers who use it for hate that anonymous buttons should be used for butt touching instead, because it doesn't matter who I am, I just love you and want to touch your butt♥"

…this is the most amazing message I have ever received in my life. So, so, so, so much love. 


for-juicetice asked: "#Adam Levine #annnnnd I'm attracted to him #beards have an amazing effect on me NOPE. CAN'T HAVE HIM. HE'S MINE."

LMFAO. Can I at least ogle him from afar when he has a beard going? I won’t touch, promise. I’ll just stalk around, peering at him from within the shadows. Lustily. 


Anonymous asked: "celeryaneffigy I just messaged you, and this is crazy, but take the quick survey at TUMBLRBOT(.)NET - free gift card baby. Love, TumblrBot"

Oh jesus christ, did the spambot just “call me maybe” me?


paralianborn asked: "We should touch butts. That is all."

Let’s do it =|


parumpudici asked: "BILLIE AND KAYA IS TONIGHT. DSLKGHSALKHFDG."

OH. MY. GOD. OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG. I AM SO EXCITED, AND I WON’T EVEN GET TO WATCH IT! CURSE YOU, OCEAN BETWEEN US!


diabolically asked: "hey you i came here to ask you if you still watch hollyoaks cuz surprisingly enough thats how i started following you lol, but now i wanna compliment your new theme (or at least it's new to me hah) anyway, still adore your blog- i don't tell you nearly enough."

I stopped for the longest time! But recently, I decided to get caught up (on Brendan’s storyline =| I’m a selective Hollyoaks-watcher, what can I say…), so I am now watching again. I so missed the magical moustache… I want to stroke it tenderly… And have long conversations with it… 

OKAY BEFORE I GET CARRIED AWAY BY SPARTACUS. Thank you so much! =D I quite like my new theme. It’s even caused me to cut back my my gif-use, since theme doesn’t like those » And I do love getting compliments =P AND ALSO, very excited to see that you’re a regular tumblr-er again. My dash felt so empty without your input. 


gloriousdefeat asked: "What are you doing to me with all this Gerard spam?? I want to reblog everything. And Mari is in a lust coma."

THERE WERE NEW PICTURES and suddenly, there had to be a spam. There was no way around it!


vulcanmarbles asked: "I CAN SEE YOUR TAGS AGAIN. YAY TAGS."

I KNOW! I FIXED! =D