Zach and Zoe on The Jonathan Ross Show (x)
These two nerds have taken it to epic lol…
Dyng Hard Speaks Louder Than Words by Mark Marianelli
It’s always fun and games until somebody dies hard! Faced with eternal Die Hard film title derivatives, Mark decided to float a few groanworthy idioms of his own and prove that a picture is worth a thousand Die Hards. Because making bad word-plays always comes down to a simple choice: you either get busy living or you get busy dying hard.
MASS EFFECT 1 & 2 ARE ON SALE FOR $10 ON STEAM
YOU DEFINITELY WANT TO GET ON THAT
major depression and an existentialist crisis - now 75% off!
this man is absolutely gorgeous. cc: @vinnylacrocq20
if you have to put “non-racist” on your website,
screaming
haahahahaa omg even they know
MY HEART
This was magical.
If you ever needed a reason to follow @TheDailyShow, this is it.
Here’s the original segment, in case you missed it.
20 screen captures of Jamie Dornan’s interview about The Fall for the BBC
Boot Mani
Ooo, those maroon ones look like Fluevogs * A*
#how about people who hate paltrow just shut the fuck up now
welcome to absurdical will fight you on this, featuring gwyneth paltrow
ahem
FUCK THE HATERS, GOOP, YOU ARE A FUCKING DIAMOND
IF I COULD AFFORD TO FLY OUT MY FRIEND THE PROFESSIONAL CHEF SO HE COULD MAKE ME AND MY FAMILY FOUR LOBSTER ROLLS THAT COST APPROXIMATELY $500 EACH WHEN YOU FACTOR EVERYTHING IN, AND THEN WRITE ABOUT OUR DRUNK AFTERNOON MAKING LOBSTER ROLLS FOR MY FUCKING NEWSLETTER, DON’T YOU THINK I WOULD
IF I COULD GLAMP IN THE WOODS OF SANTA MONICA WITH A QUEEN-SIZED BED, ORGANIC MEALS AT A DELI DOWN THE ROAD, AND A SHIT TON OF BOOZE AND A FIRE PIT, DON’T YOU THINK I WOULD
IF I COULD SELL PEOPLE $300 SATIN PAJAMA SHORTS JUST BY WEARING SOME AND SAYING “YUP THIS IS A REASONABLE AND LUXURIOUS USE OF YOUR EXPENDABLE INCOME,” DON’T YOU THINK I WOULD
GOOP YOU ARE LIVING THE DREAM
FOLLOW THAT FUCKING DREAM
