Celery, an effigy.

Anonymous asked: "WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well? check it out at TumblrHealthDiet[d0t]com"

…are you calling me fat?


Anonymous asked: "get in loser, we're going iccing... Bring colt. the end."

WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THIS AS AN ANON? 


Anonymous asked: "i love you"

That’s cool, bro. We all have our quirks. 


Anonymous asked: "ANONYMOUS BUTT REVOLUTION! Take a minute to send this to the butts you think should be touched. Show those non-butt lovers who use it for hate that anonymous buttons should be used for butt touching instead, because it doesn't matter who I am, I just love you and want to touch your butt♥"

I LOVE THIS BUTT REVOLUTION <3 <3 <3


Anonymous asked: "ANONYMOUS BUTT REVOLUTION! Take a minute to send this to the butts you think should be touched. Show those non-butt lovers who use it for hate that anonymous buttons should be used for butt touching instead, because it doesn't matter who I am, I just love you and want to touch your butt♥"

…this is the most amazing message I have ever received in my life. So, so, so, so much love. 


Anonymous asked: "celeryaneffigy I just messaged you, and this is crazy, but take the quick survey at TUMBLRBOT(.)NET - free gift card baby. Love, TumblrBot"

Oh jesus christ, did the spambot just “call me maybe” me?


Anonymous asked: "What roleplay sites are you on right now?"

A fair few, but I’d feel more comfortable divulging that information to a non-anon. If you’d like to come off anon, I’d be happy to tell you! 

posted 1 year ago

Anonymous asked: "Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dót)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body pix.. if u can figure out who I am msg me and we'll kick it. CC required for age but it is free. (annoying i know)"

Aww, spambot loves me back <3

posted 1 year ago

Anonymous asked: "I think the Moffat quote may not be quite true.He said he didn't say that and articles do tend to misquote people... His female characters are not always written the best but I don't think he's that sexist. (But I usually don't believe quotes of famous people in interviews unless I hear them say it.)"

To be honest, reblogging the quote was more a case of expressing my disbelief and horror at the possibility that someone who has given me so much joy through his work with various TV-shows could also be in such great need of a lesson in reality, than it was about hating on Moffat. I don’t, in any way, have anything against the man or carry with me an impression of him as the Master of Misogyny, and didn’t, even after that quote, carry with me that impression. I’m really glad that he might not have said it, of course, mostly for his sake, since I imagine that it must be harmful for your spine, having your head shoved up your bum like that. ;) But yeah, I am aware that he’s denied having said any of that, but thanks for pointing it out! I hope he isn’t one of the many, many men to actually (secretly, covertly, since their delightful masculinity is so suppressed by us needy women) sport these types of opinions, because it’d just be sad, you know? I mean, I’d still watch the shows and roll around in Sherlock/Watson-y goodness, guilt-and-fancy-free, but every once in a while, I might make a dejected face and put “make Moffat see the error of his ways” on tomorrow’s to-do list.

posted 1 year ago

ianbrooks:

Anonymous Lincoln, NE. 1996
I lack creativity, 2011. Sharpie on drywall: 35 x 48 cm
In an attempt to abandon aesthetics, I lack creativity by Anonymous showcases an antiquated hieroglyph that has remained unchanged since the late 70s. Here, Anon makes a fascinating plea to retard human evolution and remind us what it may have been like to use a public restroom in 1983.
(via: reddit)

ianbrooks:

Anonymous Lincoln, NE. 1996

I lack creativity, 2011. Sharpie on drywall: 35 x 48 cm

In an attempt to abandon aesthetics, I lack creativity by Anonymous showcases an antiquated hieroglyph that has remained unchanged since the late 70s. Here, Anon makes a fascinating plea to retard human evolution and remind us what it may have been like to use a public restroom in 1983.

(via: reddit)