"He who fights with monsters should be careful he doesn’t become a monster himself. Unless that makes him more effective at fighting monsters. Like he becomes a badass werewolf who knows how to use a sword and has magic armor. That’d be so rad."
— Nietzsche (via doc-sarge)



So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward


what the fuck



Great White Shark Polaris Breach, Seal Island - South Africa | by: { Morne Hardenberg }

For celeryaneffigy

acoupletshort replied to your post: "what do you want for your birthday"&n…

Your personality is fine the way it is! *wags stern finger before spamming you with shark pictures in an attempt at cheering you up*

oh. oh my god. I went to work and then I came back and there’s so many sharks. oh my god. all the sharks. give them to me.

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"what do you want for your birthday" idk, a new personality would be nice



whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”


Nathan Stewart-Jarrett for FHM Magazine

Track Title: Hjerteknuser

Artist: Kaizers Orchestra

Album: Violeta Violeta Volume I

Kaizers Orchestra - Hjerteknuser

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