allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden


scnjedi asked:"I hate to break it to you, but it wasn't Willem Dafoe's dick in Antichrist. They needed a dick double because Lars Von Trier thought Dafoe's was too big, and audiences wouldn't find it believable that it belongs to Dafoe."

the-pietriarchy:

I thought that this was a joke at first but it isn’t and it’s the funniest thing I’ve heard this month 






Well, you’ve never steered me wrong in the past…

Well, you’ve never steered me wrong in the past…

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important update: fit waiter is still painfully fit

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memewhore:

I don’t know exactly why it’s so funny but this makes me laugh until my stomach HURTS



I got STUNG by a WASP

#ow

caprellid:

halfpast-dead:

its back

take my word friend it never left

caprellid:

halfpast-dead:

its back

take my word friend it never left


one of the bartenders/waiters at this hotel is so fit, I can’t handle it

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vaingloriousbitches:

Nyasha Matonhodze wearing Alexander McQueen photographed by Sølve Sundsbø for Vogue Japan, November 2011

vaingloriousbitches:

Nyasha Matonhodze wearing Alexander McQueen photographed by Sølve Sundsbø for Vogue Japan, November 2011


ktabeau:

Am I doing this right